No way @janton,
This is totally rich. I loved this and it really rings as humorous. This would help a lot in writing a Wild West play. All I know are a few lines from Yosemite Sam:
“Say yer prayers ya long eared galoot!”
“The first dang Yankee that steps out of that dugout, gets his head blasted off!”
“Yeah, Yosemite Sam … The roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest hombre’ is ever crossed the Rio Grande”
“Now get that flea-bitten carcass off’n my real estate!”
And of that big rooster Forghorn Leghorn
“Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off”
“That dog, I say that dog’s strictly GI – gibberin idiot that is”
“Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves”
lol! oh man this stuff is killer! I'd forgotten all about these characters, Foghorn Leghorn used to be my favorite. And that last line about the gal and the highway...oh man I had to stop everything when I read that one.
thanks so much mineopoly, if anyone else sees this they're gonna be rolling. God bless you sir!