A great woman commander of a military ship.

Long time ago, there was woman commander of a military ship called Marinua de Khriwa.
One, a soldiercame to her and: "Madam there is an enemy ship coming in our direction".
"She said calmly: Bring me my red robe"

Then she went with her soldiers to fight the enemy, and began to exchange fire with the enemy. After one hour they succeded to destroy the enemy's ship and killed all.

After the battle ended, the soldier asked her: "What is the secret of the red robe?"

She said to him:" I was afraid to get shot by enemy's bullets and my soldiers will see the me bleeding and give them a setback causing them defeat and the color of the red robe covered the blood."

A few days later, a group of soldiers came to Marinua de Khriwa and told her that 10 enemy ships were heading toward her. She said calmly and tears in her eyes: "bring me my brown robe".

They said to her: " What are you going to do with it?"
She said to them: "If I pooped, so no one will notice it."

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