Haha......I've worn a few hats during my working life but the company I worked for is Nutrimetrics. Love their products!
Now, on the subject of handcuffs! Mrs.J has her own pair? Hmmmmmmm! Interesting. Does she work for the constabulary or did Santa get her a pair for Christmas? I'm thinking that perhaps you got her to handcuff you in order to re-live those occasions when Harry was similarly restrained, in order to write with 'conviction' (pardon the pun) about the subject, like all dedicated journalists do. 😁