That's unreal! 😂
I think here in Portugal if there were no damages whatsoever in the cars it would be a bye-bye and that's it. I would love to see the portuguese police being called to a accident scene without any victims/damage to the vehicles... :)))
Same here, most people would just deal with it privately, no one wants to involve the police unless they have to. I think if someone calls the police, they can't ignore the call so they just treat us as very low priority.