Do you have what it takes to enroll in a porn university? Read on to find out

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Imagine someone comes up with porn school, and all you need to qualify to attend this school is depended on the number of hits you've had

Mehn!

I know a lot of you will be the best graduating students, and no one will graduate with a pass.

Everyone will be practicing really hard, leaving no stone upturn

It will be a school with a familiar smell of sperm, and cum here and there

The environmental sanitation officers will be paid to pick the used condoms, both the pack and the sperm-filled ones.

They will be happy to do that because it will either remind them that they too need to get laid

Now, the course outline will include courses that expatiate on sexual positions and the various types of holes in the world

Have you been in a class where the lecturer is discussing holes and shafts? Yes, remember him trying to explain, the difficulty with which it takes a big shaft to penetrate tiny holes?

Mehn! Did that ring a bell? Or have you been going round penetrating holes not tight enough for you to feel your shaft around the walls?

If yes, You are on your own.

Wait, is it just me, or there are 4 significant and satisfying spots for your shaft in the world of the holes?

Wait first, I'll list them.

You can enjoy with ecstasy, the feeling that takes you to heaven and returns you to earth if you are at any of these points in a ladies body

Her pussy

Her ass

Her mouth

Her tits

In the porn university, you will learn how to turn your sexual fantasy into money-making ventures

Did you just think about acting porn? That's just one of them

If sex is your passion, then you have chosen the right university

And if you have a penis that makes ladies tremble at your feet, then cherish your weapon

For this weapon is capable of making a lady mourn no matter how you choose to give it to her; soft, hard, rough, 😁

Wait! Who do you think will be crowned as first-class after graduation? Listen carefully

It is that man who is amazing on bed, knows what he wants, doesn't hesitate to get it, and knows how to hit his target well.

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I dropped out first day when you said there would be used condoms laying about and the smell of sperm in the air! Haha... Nice read and glad I didn't have to attend a school for Porn...

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Please don't drop out yet, we will take out the condoms and sperm smell...hhehehe

Nice read and glad I didn't have to attend a school for Porn...

Lol. Thanks for reading through. I appreciate

Behold, I'm reading things on POB, I go to your profile on Ecency and I come across this post hahahahaha

Now I didn't know what to say furthermore xD

😂

Oh, Lord! I have been caught...red handed....lol

Behold I have been reading things on POB, I decided to go crazy with my words....hehhehehee

Now, please don't say anything more ooo

Oh, Lord! I have been caught...red handed....lol

Oops!

Now, please don't say anything more ooo

Okay, I won't say. I think xD