Well and Truly Fucked

in lols4 years ago (edited)

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Well And Truly Fucked

My car is making sounds
So I'm limping it around
I'm praying repairs aren't much
But it seems to be the clutch

I take it to a mechanic
I'm trying not to panic
But he seems to be deducting
That my car is self destructing

I'm putting out some feelers
By ringing local dealers
(And I quote)
"Well those transmissions are shit
You'll have to just replace it"

"I live quite remotely
So I need you guys to quote me"
FUCK!!! $10000 Bucks 👀
Christ!! This quite frankly sucks

My fucking Fords Transmission
Has put me in a position
Of being incredibly stuck
But Ford don't give a fuck

When the quote is drafted
I feel like I'm being shafted
I don't know what to do
But by Christ I'm in the Poo

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Where will I get the money
This shit really isn't funny
It's sending me bankrupt
So I'm well and truly FUCKED

Now my car is going
I should be back to 'to and froing'
But I can't afford the diesel
Coz Fords a fucking weasel!!

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hahahahahahahahaha
oh my gosh i laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!

but i HATE that your car is costing you that much!!!! what in the world are you going to do???

Ended up costing just over 7k coz I took it to a transmission specialist and they took it apart and replaced all the parts. I scraped every dollar I had together and some I didn't have!!!

I'm so sorry!!!
hopefully that is the last thing that needs to be fixed for a long time!

 4 years ago  

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 4 years ago  

Hahahaha. Damn, that was good!
I love the rhymes and flow and the humour did it too.👍


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Thanks :D it was fun to write :)

Woah!! That's a big burn in the pocket
Sorry for your troubles

If only Hive will moon already!!

Ha yea it has been a tough couple of weeks!! Yea I wish it would - not that I have much but more would be better! :)

Here's to more
We'll put the energy out there so it can return to you double fold :D