Recently a man I barely know offered me a lucrative position. "How would you like to be on the payroll?" he asked.
"What would I have to do?" I replied
"Create content and engage" he answered ambiguously.
"What's the catch?" I asked suspiciously.
He scratched his nutsack for a while (we were having a zoom call so I had a good view of his nutsack), before elaborating further.
"OK, here's the deal" he finally said, "you have to write a new, lengthy, and verbose post, about a community approved subject, one that fits in with our leftist agenda, each and every day. And from time to time you have to shill some bullshit for the man"
"In return" he continued, "you will get $50 worth of upvotes per post and dozens of mindless comments from fake accounts that all want to suck your dick. Also there is a dental plan and special bonuses"
"Where do I sign?" I asked before logging out to groom my poodle...
*When you are grooming your poodle, do not use an electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
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For my emails today, I'm replying to them all like this just to fuck with people's head spaces - they think i'm fruitloops anyway so might as well roll with it!
Mark it highly important and put it in a word doc and say PFA urgent.
I'd like a job from this gentleman. A good thing it would be on zoom, so I don't have to keep reminding myself not to shake the hands of an itchy balled fucktard like this when he says 'deal?' and offers his hand.
there are some contractual obligations...
BAHAHAHAH
Yeah to the left testicle we go!
LOLS .. ;-)
Classic! - you know what page I'm on here :)
So there is a fuck load of coins to earn ,... as a copywriter .
Imagine writing lefty's crap on a payroll and at the same time be a force that destroy's your own bogus lefty's post's from a alt account getting big upvotes for your good fight against commies .
Have your own little puppet-play ,... ???? ,.. damn , i need a alt account now . ;-)
The man with the ambiguous gender tag has groomed you well...
@big1sickle ill name it ,... now how does one become deluded from all logic in writing ? .. or get in to the right (left) circle to jerk ? ... And make up a list of reloaded patriots to bug and DV ? ...... hmmmm , time for some special mind boost .
This guy has never come to offer me a job...MMmmm....
Yeah, me neither,...although some did warn off some friends that told me about it.
And then, halfway down the hill, I suddenly realized, I am no longer the master of my own destiny,...
https://peakd.com/steemdev/@adept/will-steemit-complete-project-xanadu-s-vision-of-what-the-internet-should-be