So do you mean to tell me @nelsolin that you never had a tug of your own todger?? π. Never choked your aul chicken? Never spanked the your monkey?
I'd be more concerned about that.
A wise man once told me there are only two people in this world. Liers and wankers and I'm no lier.
You got the message wrong, my message is just pointing out some causes of self-abuse/masturbation. And the wise man that told you that there are only liars and pretenders in the world must be a funny wise man πππππππ because we are not all the same. That does not mean we are perfect but working towards perfection...