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we can look at the petting zoo.

That's not a petting zoo though. That's just a zoo. Total deal breaker.

Where will I park my llama?

  • No.
  • Idk. To be on a safe side of things - bring your own bar.
  • No idea. You can build your own.

You had me at no pants.

There is a good chance I will be naked, even if I go up on stage.

I completely understand. Yeah I was thinking about wearing a sock and a hand puppet but I guess we'll see how it goes.