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 3 years ago  

Easy to book into a hotel in Namibia and to visit the sand dunes my friend.
You will like it in Windhoek as there are many local Germans there.

A rain dance? What does an Austrian mountain goat know about a rain dance I wonder?

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So I will avoid Windhoek because as I am an Austrian I am not interested in Germans 🤣 !LOLZ

I know nothing about the rain dance - this is why the sun runs and the sky cries 😂


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 3 years ago (edited) 

Oh yes, I forget, you can only speak French 🤣 !LOLZ

Well when you come here I will take you to the "Naa-maas", as they are the expert rain dancers and they will teach you how to do it with an ostrich egg on your head🤣
Of course there will be a couple of droughts over the years until you get it right 🤣

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Nope, I might belong to the few people who are not happy when they see neighbors when they go on holidays 🤣 !LOLZ

If I begin to dance for rain the next Sahara will be born soon 😉


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 3 years ago  

Hahaha, there are only a few real Germans in Namibia and the other Germans are the local tribes.
So I doubt if any of them have ever been to Germany or Austria. Definitely not your neighbors 🤣

Totally agreed and please forget the idea of trying to do any rain dances, as Austria might turn into a desert 🤣 !LOLZ

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Believe me, my friend, when you go on vacation here, e.g. to Italy or Slovenia or Croatia it could be that you meet your neighbours. Then you can see them behave so very different 🤣 !LOLZ

But with "neighbours" I meant the whole - some people are happy to meet people from their own country and they even stick together sometimes. I do not want to hear any German word. If I want to have my own people around I can stay at home.


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 3 years ago  

Hahaha, I know exactly what you mean as I also dodge South Africans in other places.
However they don't ever behave as South Africans 🤣 !LOLZ

Yes, many times we can also see that here. Groups of people from the same nationality and maybe they do that for the safety factor.

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