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 3 years ago  

Hahaha, headline news, "Two guys left strange brown marks on a rock that was traced along to the beach". I am sure that the shark will not get us 😗 !LOLZ

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Poor little shark will never ever swim near a beach again 🤣 !LOLZ


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 3 years ago  

Hahaha, so when the shark gets home he will tell his wife that he saw two guys with fat white cheeks and the amazing thing was that both guys only had white brown eye.
When the guys cried their brown tears tasted so bad that got hysterical as he couldn't breathe 🤣!LOLZ

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Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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Exactly, my friend, your imagination is amazing 🤣 !LOLZ


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 3 years ago  

Well if we talk to our wives, I know that the animals also talk to their wives 🤣 !LOLZ

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

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Sometimes I would love to understand their language or know what they are really thinking about us 🤣 !LOLZ


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 3 years ago  

Better that we don't as then we will go and hide in shame Hannes.
Mankind is their biggest enemy.

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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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