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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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Maybe that is why it is going to rain the Cape! Hahah, just kidding. Betwixt all of the being in love, me and the other half will sit together and think together of how to approach it all. I want to incorporate her as well because she is the more rational one between us.

 2 years ago  

Glad that you think that way, as it should always be a 50/50 partnership with love and respect for each other.
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Or 100/100 haha. Just kidding, same thing yes! It will not work if there is a disturbance of that balance; I am still young and all but I know that to be the case. So many examples in our society where couples do not do their part in the relationship and we all know where that ends up.

 2 years ago  

100/100 is a wee bit overboard, as it can result in burn out or worse illnesses. One would get old before 30 !LOLZ

Yes, it ends up either in violence, or in the divorce courts.

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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Oh yes, that is also true. One cannot live at 100% pace the whole time. Sometimes you really just need to stay in bed, listen to the rain fall, and read a book!

 2 years ago  

Stay in the bed and read a book???
The last time that I did that was during my 3 months period in hospital after my bike accident.
Oh! That was in 1980.

I almost feel the same! But being a creative writer, you need to read so much it comes out of your ears. My other half and myself have so many books together, we can start a library!