At 70 the plumbing doesn't work anymore and you will drip from the tank when you walk.
No warning that you want to pee, as the need comes out of nowhere to surprise urgently.
The legs weaken and the balance goes, so you will have to take care that you are always near a toilet, as if you have to rush, you will fall over and not only wet your pants, but you will have new nobs from the fall to worry about 🤣 !LOLZ
Cheers and thanks.
Lots of more worries and less hair 🤣
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Now you're really scaring me, my friend, so I'll have to prepare my pants I believe, but I don't tell you how 🤣 !LOLZ
I shave my head evey few weeks, so I don't mind loosing my hair 🤣
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Hahaha, they have already invented an answer and it is called incontinent nappies my friend. So you will again wear the same pants that you did as a baby 🤣 !LOLZ
I think they call it the circle of life 😉
Oh yes, I forget as you like to look young 😁
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Haha, I know these, of course, but I didn't want to mention them because I knew you would do so 🤣 !LOLZ
Haha, I'm looking oder each day I let my beard grow, but when I shave my face and head I look at least a week younger, or two 😂
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In think somebody must make a song, "Nappy days are here here again" 🤣 !LOLZ
Hahaha, I expected some answer like this and I grow my beard to hide the age lines in my face 😉
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Haha, LOL, I'm happy if you can laugh at it, my friend - I'm scared already 😜 !LOLZ
I would have to let my beard grow all over my face 😉
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Now here's the good news, it doesn't happen to all males, as some have a pipe inserted and they wee in a plastic bottle strapped around their waste. So their pants stay dry 😉
Hahaha, that one is easy, as I let my eyebrow hairs grow down to meet my beard 🤣 !LOLZ
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I wonder where you get all these ideas from - maybe there's a book "How to scare younger people of getting old" 🤣 !LOLZ
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