I think the closest thing to a crow I have readily available is one of those sharp-eyed grackles. But getting to know one of them will require me to hang out in the Walmart parking lot frequently.
Cons:
- Hobnobbing with the toothless and argumentative population of my county
- Possibly being robbed of my valuables by a drug addict
- Possibly being robbed of my peanuts by an overzealous grackle with a craving
Pros:
- Getting to know some very nifty birds
- Acquiring a lot of stories to write about from interacting with the toothless and argumentative population of my county
- Possibly being robbed of my peanuts by an overzealous grackle with a craving
I am officially undecided.
😂
Additional cons include hanging out in a Walmart parking lot.
Stories could be pretty good, though.
I agree on both points:)