Haha not triggered at all! I just think it's a shame that vegetarian cookery seems to lack imagination. I was also going to mention the over-processing of commercial, vegetarian dishes and you make a very good point about stuffing although I'm strictly a sage and onion kind of guy!
I shall leave it there after being schooled on the digestive system of gorillas. I have no answer to that except that the squirrels and tree shrews are buggers for nibbling our jackfruit in the garden. Sadly we don't have any gorillas, though!
As always, take care and I hope the house renovations aren't causing you too much misery and upheaval. It will all be worth it :-)