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I guess this means you won't be interested in the basket of hair products I bought you for Christmas...

Suppose I'll just go wash the cat again...

I only go to the barbers when my hair starts to look like the old ruler.

Do you come out looking like a new ruler?

I guess I’ll let others be the judge of that. I bloody hope not

Well, it might not be so bad, since we're all moving into a new realm, learning to become the rulers of ourselves.

See what I did there?

@r0nd0n is the benevolent dictator of hive

Him and I go to the same barber.

Are these the lol style comments or the Ten Commandment style ones? 😂