The Cheating Husband

in Hive Naija17 hours ago

There are funny ways cheating men try to evade being caught by their spouse. They use different techniques to ensure they stay on top of their game even when it have to with thinking about doing the most silliest things. Cheating can be intoxicating just like fresh wine especially when it has eaten deep into a person's body system.

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A married man who spends more time with his side-chick during the day before returning to the house in the evening was afraid he might have a slip of tongue by calling his wife his side-chick's name. He thought of a unique way of dealing with the issue. The idea that came to his mind is that he will start calling his wife the side-chick's name in a jovial manner and make the wife belief it is a pet name or some name that he alone chooses to call her.

Let's say for instance, the side-chick's name is 'Cynthia' and the wife's name is 'Elizabeth', he began to address his wife as 'Cynthia' and unknown to the unsuspecting wife the intention of her husband, she loved the new name and cherish it so much. This went on and on for a long time until the day he started to call her another "pet name" - apparently, he's no longer with the former side-chick. So, he wanted to continue his promiscuity by doing what he knows how to do best.

The wife began to be suspicious and decided to start digging dip to know the actual reason her husband decides to give her new supposed pet names every now and then. She started by monitoring his moves the moment he comes back from office. She observed he is always preoccupied with his phone - texting. So, she did what she has never done before but was pushed to do due to the suspicious activities of her dear husband.

She did all she could to access her husband's phone and went straight to his chatting applications and to her greatest surprise she discovered all he has been hiding for over five years of their marriage. He saw the chats between him and Cynthia including pictures of them in positions that can not be explained with words. As she scrolled downward, she saw another lady 'Becca', the new pet name he wanted to start calling her that sparked up the suspicion. The truth she had been seeking to find finally hits her in the face.

In that second, her whole world crumbled. All the suspicion she had suspected is now in the open. Her husband’s unsuspecting strategy to hide his promiscuity by calling her another woman's name has been revealed and it is going to come with a serious consequence.

Interestingly, he could have spared himself the stress of thinking about such a huge trick by being straightforward with his wife. But, no, instead, he was feeling like the master of the game. While he thought he was been smart by calling his wife those names he was only exhibiting his lack of respect for her which eventually led to his downfall and that of his relationship. Sometimes, the most well mapped out plans don't work out the way we think it kn our head especially when it's mischievous, anyways. In his situation, he only hastened his own downfall.