I died laughing and I didn't even read the post yet and my imagination already went to an actual satire civil war scene of the two sides. I gave GPT as description and after a few tweaks,this is what it came up with. Enjoy.
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It is incredibly funny, if it wasn't so damned serious.
Just as funny as "punching not-Cs" When you think of it in the context of real, open battle.