Some of That PIMP Shit
Are you ready for some more of that badass PIMP Shit? A bit of this will be a review and update, but mostly will focus on PIMP v3.2. Yes, 3.2. However, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.
A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up in the trenches using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.
PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share our daily earnings with you (95% of our daily proceeds). We are still on the top 20 of over a dozen rich lists in holdings. We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?
MOAR
Because I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 😎 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.
What's that?
You want to be a PIMP?
How can you get some tokens to stake?
Ways To Acquire PIMP
- Post on Pimp Media (new version to be released soon)
- Post in the P.I.M.P. community threads
- Use the tag: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
- Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
- Add liquidity to one of the PIMPed out LPs (liquidity pools) pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
- Qualify for rewards in a discord server from @cryptoshots.nft's sweet Karina Yana chat bot
- Present a post on PYPT in Dreemport hosted by @shadowspub on Thursdays
- A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
- Hope someone just randomly sends you some
if you already have PIMP and want more -
- All of the above
- Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
- Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
- Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens
PIMP Slapper?
Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:
- #BRO
#BXT
#CARTEL
#CAV (removed)
#DRIP (NEW)
#DUO (NEW)
#ECOBANK
#INCOME
#LGN
#PIMP (stash for promotional use)
#SOL
We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from that list. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.
The Fuck Does That Mean?
All the tokens on that list, are ones we share we are currently hodling with diamond hands. The stake distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently spread to the top 115 staykrz). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will persist in spreading the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.
WINNING
Straight up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.
I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.
PIMP v3.2
There has been some debate about what sets PIMP apart from other tokens. In a recent conversation with @sircork, I was asked about tokens and their purpose - and obviously, PIMP. I have many ideas, really, I do, but, voicing them is the problem I have. I've been burned a few times and even recently, one of my fam had an idea snatched out from underneath her. So, I stay quiet.
"Every battle is won before it is fought."
- Sun Tzu from The Art of War
I have read this and many other books several times. After having been burned before myself in the cryptorealms, I find it essential to keep some things under wraps. That being said, it is time to unwrap a piece of PIMP that has always been on the table and came up in that conversation with him - who by the way - is very high on the integrity scale in my book.
HIVE
Notice the shit is in all caps. That's because it is referring to the cryptocurrency, not the blockchain. One of the recent changes that has taken place within our organization, is how - or what - we offer as staking rewards for that upper echelon. Instead of a gang load of shit tokens, we now share liquid HIVE with everyone. You're welcome.
Slap Happy
It recently was brought to my attention, that the PIMP slapper is making waves and taking up space in the comments. DO NOT STOP USING IT. Keep causing the erosion of the shore mother fuckers. But now, it will all be posted on one comment thread from the @pimp.token account. It will still tag you, but the slaps will all be in the 'same ring' vs what some feel is spamming the blockchain.
We will be voting it up hard. The rewards will be used to further our endeavors which translates to every qualified PIMP getting #moar. We will not let the account get passed 100 HP though, once it reaches that threshold, we will power it down and redistribute the wealth amongst us. Fuk'n right.
The Silver Stash
Silver is sometimes sent to our 'vaultkeeper' - @silverd510. I know him IRL and he has been a solid member of The Alliance, The PIMP District and the Silver Gold Stakkin' clan. His knowledge of silver and other precious metals is far superior to my own and so am very satisfied with it being in his capable hands.
If you just missed the implications of what we are doing, PIMP is backed by precious metals. Only a very limited elite few tokens on Hive - NOT EVEN HIVE ITSELF - can claim to own physical assets to back their tokens' stability. We can. With some of the profits every couple weeks or so, we purchase silver and melt it into ten ounce bars. We will not be buying any special rounds, limited this that or the other, as we are going for the bullion itself and looking for the best prices. We will most assuredly keep you updated with our holdings. We currently have 55 troy ounces in the vault.
By making this move, if crypto ever crashes into oblivion and manages to be worth absolutely nothing, we will have a bit of a failsafe and your PIMP will still be worth something. If agreed upon, we will sell it and take care of those that have PIMP staked, and based on the size of your stake, we will divvy out monetary compensation(s) as necessary. Get comfortable.
PIMP Shittin'
In closing, I just wanna say (again) that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat and be staking all they can. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their 'when I have the time' list. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.
And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.
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If we have a partnership with you in some form or fashion, notify @enginewitty via DM on Discord or tag him in the The PIMP District so we can rep you proper down here. Thank you and you're welcome. In the meantime, #staypimpin!
@tipu curate 4
Thanks doll !PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @ninahaskin.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/4 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Upvoted 👌 (Mana: 35/75) Liquid rewards.
Good work as ever, keep it pimping!
Those are some good announcements, and some fair compromises made up there. Good stuff! Glad to hear our conversations lead to positive outcomes.
Those are the best ones!
Glad to be a part of the PIMP nation brother. We haven’t added to our vault in quite some time though….
Got a stack of some shitcoins, will be sending off for some more bullion shortly 😜
Ohhh, this is nice...
Real nice....✨
Would you rather have HIVE or a bunch of community tokens?
Depending on the community tokens...
But I'd choose tokens though...
More direct.
excellent, I like your vision, I will try my best to join soon
Look forward to it !PIMP
😂🤣
!PIMP
Do the thing bro !PIMP
Righto Govna!!!
!PIMP
K o. Vgae
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!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
But he hesitated.
Credit: reddit
@bitcoinflood, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of enginewitty
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!PIMP
Hello, yesterday I went to hive-engine and placed an order for 300 chulo, how long do I have to wait for them to be given to me?
When the order is filled. Prices vary so depending on what you put the order in for, could be soon or way later 😎
Thanks, done, I'm already a pimp. Thank you. I will try to be very active in your community, because I love your vision
YES!!
Silver backed PIMP for the #win
The name of the album is 'Call the Devil', so they're playing that role out, kind of like Slipknot does or GWAR with their themes and recently - Melanie Martinez. Heard and will do my man. !PIMP
Nice of you to say such nice things! :)
Also nice to meet you. I have been around the chain for seven years now, in many high visibility roles in the past. Took a break for a bit for real life stuff, but now fully back in the saddle again!
If you are keeping up with your witness votes, I would hope you will consider my witness @PolleNation - a partner/team witness co-founder @EngineWitty and myself.
I gathered as much with all the "welcome backs" I've seen. Pffft, "real life", who has time for that I'm tryin to stake PIMP ;)
Yep, got both witnesses voted. Are witness votes stake-weighted or simply yes/no regardless of HP?
witness votes are stake-weighted. It's really the top level reason for stake at all, since this is a DPOS - Distributed Proof of Stake based blockchain, all governance matters are decided by the top 20 witnesses, who achieve that position by being voted there by accumulating the most cumulative, added up people's stake in the form of their staked votes.
You can sort of see how this works out by looking at the data on this page, and seeing who votes for who and how much stake they have total supporting the witness and how much stake support the witness has in total.
This is why its CRITICAL for the minnows to vote enmasse as cumulatively their voices add up and matter.
A million and one 1hp minnows can overvote the single whale with 1 million hp by being 1hp higher in total voting power together, that 1 hp makes the difference.
You can also search for more about how witnesses and votes work on hiversearcher.com
Awesome, thanks for the explanation! To my alternate accounts I go...
I turned your question into a post here:
https://peakd.com/hive/@sircork/minnow-votes-matter-response-to-a-question-i-received-about-witness-voting-power
Straight up PIMPIN…..