I was drifting off to sleep one night with my best ex when she got the giggles and then started laughing her ass off.
When I got her to explain she said "If you decided you are in need of some strange stuff you need to go out and get lucky. If I decide I need some I'm going to go get laid."
I didn't think it was near as funny as she did :)
touchéOh fuck that's funny! Touché @bigtom13 's friend,