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Gawd 'elp us...Twins.

And it was at that moment when the twins, located at exact antipodes on the earth, powers united and cause the sudden implosion of the planet.

I had a similar experience waking up in a tent in spain and at first not having any recollection of how I got there. I unzipped the tent and blinked at the sun and thought weird for it to be so sunny in october and why am I camping. Then this lady who apparently managed the campsite came out shouting about how I owe her so many pesetas for the night and I thought "holy fuck I'm in Spain!"

Heh! Were you not in Spain the day before? I once managed with no recollection to walk fro Hollywood blvd in the middle of the night in dress shoes straight across los Angeles through some very bad neighborhoods. One moment im like "screw you guys im going home!" Marching off down Hollywood blvd. Next thing i know its 6am and im in venice beach some 15 miles away. Im still fully clothed but sopping wet with sea water and sand all over myself. Everything in my pockets wet. And i have no recollection of how that happened. I looked down at my shoes and both soles were worn straight through with big holes. I accertained that i waked to venice beach and decided jumping in the ocean was what would make up for my shitty evening.