Hello all you Hivers and Rebel Scum!
Well it started out like any other dull lonely beach patrol. I didn't have Dave the Shadow trooper for company on this patrol as he had the shits and was off work. Nothing worse than needing to take a dump quickly and being in stormtrooper armor. It's a bitch to get out of.
His armor is black and hides most stains but I'd never get away with it.
So there I was on patrol trying to stay alert and looking out for any Rebel Scum activity but it was very very quiet. too quiet. Like something had distubed or scared everything away.
Then I realised why. I stumbled across the most enormous turd I've ever seen. I mean what in the actual fuck! Imagine the size of the asshole that this came out of.
Oh my god and the stench. ughhh.
Obviously whatever had laid this lovely present on my patrol patch had clearly scared eveything away and i though I should also make tracks and get the hell outta there.
I still had the smell of it trapped in my helmet all the way back to base.
Well they say sharing is caring and i'mm all about the love me so i thought I'd share this lovely poop encounter with you all on the hive today. I have no idea what laid this gigantic doo doo and I'm not sure I want to know. Anyways I'm clocking off so I'll be seeing you all soon.
Behave yourselves Hivers. The Empire is Watching!
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geeeeez thats one massive piece of shit!
at least you won't stand in it