Hello all you Hivers and Rebel Scum!
Boy am I a lucky Trooper. 1st they reassign me from the Death Star for allowing the Rebels to rescue the Princess and stuff. Then the Death Star gets destroyed and I get assigned to Beach Patrol. Hell yeah!
It's a bit hot but I am hoping to find some time to peel out of the old armour and work on my tan. My ass is currently the exact same colour as my armour haha no kidding it really is. Wanna see? no only joking.
This will all take a bit of getting used to but at least I don't have to worry about old vader doing the hokey chokey thing. I never answer my facetime ever as you just never know if it's going to be that call!
So far nothing to worry about here. I've met a few of the locals and they seem nice enough. I just try and be that local home town law enforcer type. Not too heavy handed and try to win people over. No Jawas here so the crime rate is pretty low. Thieving little bastards they are.
In fact I think I've only had to blast a half dozen or so people so far on this assignment which is pretty quiet. Going to get blaster shy if that carries on.
Well I'd best carry on with my patrol but I'll be checking in on you from time to time to see how you hive people are. It's my job after all.
Behave yourselves Hivers. The Empire is Watching
thanks guys the Empire don't pay worth a shit every little helps man :)
We can't let the brave Troopers
with pale assesstarve! Oh hell no!:)
haha glad to hear it!
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Good work out there Trooper! Keep it up!
Good to see the Toopers are being appreciated for doing a stand up Job. He's usually boozing after hours in my bar though.
Nothing new though. Sounds like his responsibilities are pretty low. Let's just hope he isn't too boozed up that one random instance where things go awry
hmmmm booze and blasters.....
sounds about on par with current operations anyway 😂
well yes :) it really does
Good to see someone is keeping people in line!
nothing to see here, move along ;) haha