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Would you go back in time to fight in WW2?

Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.

I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american cock harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.

I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “SEIG HEIL!” as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my cock to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud “FUUUUCK!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german asshole.

I pull my bloody cock out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.

I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.

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Re: Would you go back in time to fight in WW2?

Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.

I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american cock harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.

I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “SEIG HEIL!” as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my cock to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud “FUUUUCK!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german asshole.

I pull my bloody cock out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.

I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.

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acid bad

acid bad

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Re: acid bad

very good

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Re: acid bad

true

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Re: acid bad

real

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Re: acid bad

dont do acid kids

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Re: acid bad

cum sock

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Hive has a reputation, but no image

Do something cool

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Re: Hive has a reputation, but no image

Nah, we just going to milk it until it's dead. Get those proposal funds before it's over!

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Re: Re: Hive has a reputation, but no image

We all gonna rush to twitter, shilling (marketing!) and hope we can eventually dump on some dummy millionnaires crypto noobs.

Big chance!

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lol marketing via twitter spam in 2021...

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Re: Re: Re: Hive has a reputation, but no image

The relentless shilling has probably fine more harm than anything.

All the encouragement to spam people's tweets with #HIVE just makes us look like fucking Bitconnet or cultish

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Hive has a reputation, but no image

this

no offence, but imagine when you look for some info about hive and all you see is some third world shills

Are you gonna invest in it?

Maybe it can attract some more talentless reward farmers on huve, thats it.

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offense cannot be had anonymously

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Hive has a reputation, but no image

true, hive already has a ponzi-like reputation from steem, and most twitter shills don't even understand how hive works, just spamming the same message over and over.

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like how everyone on hive keep spamming the same #hive tag and saying "get paid to shitpost" to twitter?

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What a great way to spend another 55k hbd!

https://peakd.com/me/proposals/151

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Re: What a great way to spend another 55k hbd!

All by a guy who doesn't give a shit about the chain.

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Re: Re: What a great way to spend another 55k hbd!

anyone who cares is welcome to step in and make pull requests

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Re: Re: What a great way to spend another 55k hbd!

Which one is this?

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Re: Re: Re: What a great way to spend another 55k hbd!

I think it's Butterfly's spunk fest.

They are jokingly comparing it to Justine with her scamtastic DAO rape that she obtained by shouting

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buttfly?

well, people are so useless that he decided to go and contract professionals who can actually do marketing

everyone in mattermost should feel bad about themselves for not even doing at least that

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Rumors are Bernie helped get her proposal through in exchange for the nudes she posted as thescarletletter and ananke but then later tried to remove and deny.

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That sounds about right. He was quite defensive of her claim and as usual the big stakeholders meekly agreed with him because ultimately they always let him do as he pleased

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I don't think enough attention is given to the great Bernie Justine dhf rip off

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i never understood that. is it because he's psycho enough to go shoot them? like wtf? there are times when he was clearly on the wrong.

everyone was always like, "but but, he did so much good". he was long past the point where the good he did was offset by the retarded bs he pulled.

face it. the reason why half the shit on the chain can't be taken seriously is because everyone had a special rule for him.

Bernie was the greatest cognitive dissonance experiment.

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ffs, a guy with his money can't even get a decent escort to fulfill his needs?

instead, he simps for some single mom he can't even touch.

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Re: What a great way to spend another 55k hbd!

he probably will get more done than rest of the jokers who are being funded right now

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