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When one valiant beer can falls to the flames, two more step up to take its place. The fire shall be vanquished no matter what the cost!

Its a never ending army of beer cans. You are a true warrior in the vanguard with them!

Yes, for I know that if I die in this skirmish, I shall have an eternal home in the heavens surrounded by 72 fountains of beer that never run dry and fully immune to the scourge of hangovers!

That don't sound half bad. Consider me converted. Death to the unholy fires!!!

Let them burn in hell!!