Ahhh man.... you're killing me with the descriptions of buttered crumpets! One of my fav treats b4 I undertook this 'no carb nightmare' 😉
Here's one for ya to try. Butter, then a small amount of caramelized onion chutney and melted grilled cheese... on the crumpets.
That is crumpet nirvana.
That sounds magic!! I tell you what, I will have something very similar tomorrow in honour of ya ;0p