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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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I don't know why it so many votes. It's a really quick and easy dish.
Tnx for the pizza, but my dinner tonight will be a plate of fruit 🤣
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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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