Rating: 3/5
AKA: Scare Bitches, Get Snatch? Not This Time!
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Look if you’re going to watch Screams of a Winter Night, then you best have one of them old school TV’s that sits on the floor:
Exhibit A
Then you need to make sure wherever you are, has a fireplace or the ability to set mood lighting with candles:
Exhibit B
Lastly, to top it off. You need a bitch like this from the movie wrapped around you while you watch in the dark:
Exhibit C
Our newest reviewer The Peeper, highly approves.
Screams of a Winter Night (1979)
The first 3 minutes of this movie sets the mood right from the jump. The screen is black but you hear a family frantically trying to figure out whats going on outside of their cabin. Horses panic, monstrous screams sound, and the wind (old school wind sound fx) blows frightfully.
In short brothers, this is the real deal. You got fearful ambiance out the ass. This is why we recommended you watch this film as prescribed above. You have a group of friends traveling to the middle of nowhere to drink, fuck, and of course tell spooky tales.
Aint much scrogging here tho, but plenty of examples of fine females from the 70s abound.
The tales however, are the type of shit you grew up hearing around school and online. Urban legends and what not. Tied with an overarching story about our group being menaced by whatever was jacking everyone up at the begining of the movie. Spoiler, it's the same cabin obviously!
So being an anthology movie you get the typical lovers lane stories, college frat hazing gone wrong, and just some really weird shit.
"Did anyone see the one about the guy with the sack on his head?"
You got some lmfao type monsters here, along with effects that range from "lol wtf to Godamn that was kinda cool" Music isn't anything special tho, kind of just there. But the wind effect and awkward moments of tension that pop up out of nowhere keep you bedazled, or frazzled, whatever you wont get bored is what I'm trying to say.
One more thing pleb, this is a first date movie, if you did what we said earlier, you'll be paying child support in no time! Go get 'em boyyyeee!
FINAL WORD –
MRHELLBOX – Reminds me of the old Vault of Horror comics from back in the day. Not that any of us here were alive during the initial run, I did manage to get reprints in the late 90s. Sadly lost to mold and bullshit. Movie is quaint, and deserves at least one watch. Ambiance abounds, that counts for something. – 3/5
THE PEEPER –
Breathes Heavily
– 5/5
DRUNKEN MASTER – Love seeing those old ass beer cans. Miss being able to drink non-fucked up brew. I think this cabin is a boss location to run my own still from but ya know if it aint the pigs keeping you from making your own hooch, its those godamn tattle tales jacking off too Marc Rebillet's FitBit Commercial – 4/5
I am thinking that this is a movie that I should have watched but I missed. I need to get it. Thanks so much for your review!
I love the way you set this post up; couldn't get the smile off my face ;)
Glad you liked it broski! Wanna get drunk with the big guys?
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