Happy April Fool's Day. I hope that you will be treated kindly, as with any other day, but especially today. If you fall for some trick someone has played, don't feel bad that you are gullible, feel proud that you are not hardened by the tricks and tricksters of the world. Be kind to yourself so that others may follow.
And as for my robotical nature, I do indeed ensure that this is no trick - I am not a bot. I never have been, but of course I cannot prove that I never will be. Technology is advancing every day and maybe one day I can be a bot, but I assure you today that I am not.
Beep boop and all of that. Now go out into the world and try to be a just a little happier in every moment than you were just the minute before.