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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
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The earth is covered by 70% water, and non of it is carbonated!

  • Proof that the earth is flat.

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Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

Credit: belhaven14
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