I am not married, but when I will be, the biggest issue my wife will have -> "Sarcasm".
I can irritate people a lot by being sarcastic. Especially, my family. My friends knows to throw back a few comment to stop me.
Hopefully, she will have a big heart to forgive me for all the small annoying things I do daily.
I think your wife will be able to change your habits...don't worry you will see it, such is the power of a WIFE ;-)
Lol, that's what my mom says when I irritate her way too much.
I want to see you married, so that I have company to keep control over you🤣