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Sssh, don't give away my secrets for getting more tips.

Exposed. @hiveqa deal with this fraud promptly please.

shhhh... don't reveal the bar secret sauce :P
We want them suacy so when we open the bar they are already tanked and order moar!😀

I'm going to have to kick you out of the bar if you don't de-sober quickly. You're waaaay too sober to be here.

HOW DARE YOU!
But, you are right!