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 5 years ago (edited) 

I got you a diet coke and Rum!

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I still have faith you'll be a solid bouncer here at Murphy's Bar. Don't ask about the Sarah part xD

Take that back, I got him a bottle of something great. On the house.

You're the better bartender ngl

No leaving till you finish the bottle.

Thanks. Finished! Something else please?

How are you still speaking straight? Try walking.

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Thrnska lot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesheeey ja

Yea, I'mma cut you off. Just hand me your wallet and we'll be even.

Eeehh you sayrre it was ao n the haous?!? maudrfakr

Do you tae4 kontrakless?

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No sir. We don't accept that yet. We take cash, credit(regular swipe or chip) or crypto. Tips at your point are practically required or nobody else is going to server you in the future.