Murphy's Bar is OPEN For Business!
5 years ago in Murphy's Bar by hiveqa (59)Bartender
$0.92
- Past Payouts $0.92
- - Author $0.47
- - Curators $0.45
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Do you have sex on the beach? I believe that is what the kids call it.
Here you go sir. Sorry for the delay.
And you got your tip! $.035 HR plus $ 3.00 HIVE
Sorry. Only have Canadian money.
Thank you for the tip sir. I can finally start making a dent on the student loans for a degree I'll never use.
Sir, this is America. We don't take monopoly money around here. Please pay us with yankee bucks.
Thank you sir. I'll look back at this one day.
Waiting for my next bartender hire to get sub'd here @rishi556 and we'll work on your sex on the beach .... 😀
Good to see Murphy Regulars showing up....
I'm already subbed. Gotta wait on you to finalize the paperwork.
I got your paperwork you got the job! Shall share the tips 😀
We need a sex on the beach for @sgt-dan ... can you whip that up?
Nice. I got you.
Excellent Sex on the beach good job!
This is how bartending works around here at Murphy's Bar. Hopefully, it slow downs. I have to go deal with @nutslapper I'm just outside. Hollar if you need anything.
Sounds good. If you need me to take care of him, remember I've got martial arts experience.
Belgian beer please! Give me your best. 9% and above only.
@cawdawg you going to make this lady wait?
Right? Service is slow tonight.
Still remember to tip during this trying times.
Here, it's 9.5% and Belgian enough.
Yesss - didn't have an Achel in a very long time. Good pick! Thanks <3
Yea, but he ain't a bartender. He's just a sick freak. You don't know if he's messed with the drink.
I was thirsty! The bartenders were slow. I'm enjoying my beer now :D
Whack. Gotta go with the real battenders, like our man @moowoof(also goes by @cawdawg).
Ok ok - I'll wait for the real bartender next time. @hiveqa is looking for one!
Sorry, that nutslapper got to you before us! I'm currently looking for a new bartender as we speak! 😔
Achel is on the house sorry for the mix up!
Hey man, I said I'm willing to work multiple times. Just hire me already.
If you are going to keep being like this with me, I'm going to quit.
Ok thanks for the offer! I'd like a broad-shouldered hunky bartender please! (Or is that not how this works?)
good selection
Remember to tip your bartenders guys.
Nah, his name is now @cowdog.
Cowdog works.
Get it right @kwa
Rishi knows where it's at.
COWDOG who are you?
I have many names:
@c-a, @cadawg, @ca-dawg, @c-adawg ...
Seek help!
What can I get you?
You aren't a authorized bartender sick freak!
MOOWOOF is the best name.
What can I get you?
Your selection. Bartender always knows best right?
You need more
Yea I do.
What can I get you to drink?
Ur a sick freak, not an authorized bartender. Go get licensed and hired. @hiveqa kick this sick freak out.
Sorry, we have freaks that show up at Murphy's 😿
Our bouncer @cawdawg is currently bartending so we are short on bouncers lol
Yall hiring?
any dark beers available?
Listens in
we don't want guinness, right?
something else
I've gotten an Achel from the bartender - Guinness is a definite NO ofcourse.
listens in on this conversation...
Thinks this in his head..Not a Guinness fan I take it.. makes a note...
Wouldn't consider Guinness beer basically. It's just water with a dark colour.
lightly nods..
Geesh man @cawdawg is so slow at bartending he is better at being a bouncer..
takes over his shift... we have a wide range of dark beers on tap today:
Sweet baby jesus is pretty good, watcha in the mood for?
Sumi Zest | Imperial Stout, 11.5%, please.
stay the fook away with IPA
On the way......... sorry its taking so long having to deal with some personnel issues...
just chill, dude. i got time.
Here you go! Enjoy your Sumi Zest Imperial Stout! slides it down the bar.. hopefully, doesn't spill.. 😀
aaahhhh. nice pour. thanks
Whoaaaaaaa can I have one of those?
I'll work if needed. Payment up front tho.
Here, it's something.
oh. i will have that one later
You want a mute nutslapper? sick freak!
ey bro! not looking for a fight here. just wann enjoy my beer. k?
I had to remove @nutslapper ! A brief bar tussle happened sorry! Enjoy your stout!
nothing happened, sir. really.
just let him back in again after he got some fresh air
Hey man, a man named Benjamin can do a lot around here. You know him? Just introduce me to him and we got a deal.
k, talking to him outside now... thanks for giving me a clearer picture he seem loud and obnoxious .... working it out with him. Enjoyin your stout?
Nice way to kick him out.
@nateaguila I saw you upvote you need a drink?😁
Do you offer a Veteran's Discount ? If that don't work do you offer an AARP Discount?
We'll take this into consideration re: AARP discount and a Veteran's Discount.
Ungrateful bartenders you have! Gave him a tip and he got racist with me. Is this bar anti-Canadian? If so I will tell @guiltyparties and @berniesanders on you.
I was about to present you with a certificate...
Uh oh ...We'll take it up with our supervisors! I hope he didn't get racist with you . As far as I know we aren't anti-canadian , we love our canadian's! this bar is named after a canadian's dog!