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¡Hola, hola, gente de Hive! Es un gusto escribir de nuevo en esta comunidad y es que la segunda pregunta de @ifarmgirl para esta semana me identifica. Diooooos, tengo mucho que decir.
Les presento a mi novio, Wilson (Will, para los amigos), con el que llevo cuatro años y nueve meses, si te suena a que es mucho tiempo pues si lo es. Admiro muchísimo a Will y tiene bastantes virtudes de las que estoy orgullosa: es ordenado la mayoría del tiempo, se baña más que yo, se esfuerza mucho por sus cosas, es amoroso pero firme con las personas y es muy divertido. Él es un poco la calma y yo el torbellino, nivelamos bastante la situación. Es terco, como yo y pasamos los días entre broma y broma porque a veces nuestro humor es un poquito… raro.
Todo hasta aquí parece bonito, ¿o no? Pues no, mi caballero de brillante armadura es Don Bromitas. Para los que no hablan español, “Don Bromitas” es básicamente el chico que se ríe de todo, hasta de ti, en el momento que sea y hasta que quieras huir.
Ahora, les presento a Nieves, su servidora. Lo único que tienen que saber para mi reclamo es que Nieves es Doña Enojona. De nuevo, para los que no hablan español, “Doña Enojona” es la chica que se molesta fácil, que tiene momentos específicos para bromear sino, arde Troya.
No lo digo desde el hastío, pero Diooooos. Todos los días pasa algo. ¿Sabes cuando tienes la menstruación y solo quieres mimos y analgésicos? Pues él me los da, es buen novio, pero claramente le suma una tonelada de burlas inocentes, y de mujer a mujer sabemos que burlarte de una mujer en sus días requiere un gran instinto suicida.
¡Por favor! Un día llegué de una semana de plan vacacional para niños donde tuve que ayudar muchísimo, los llevamos a la playa y claramente cuando volví a casa estaba cansada, despeinada, hinchada, con la piel tostada. ¿Quieren adivinar quién me tomó una foto durmiendo como un ogro porque cometí el error de quedarme dormida antes de que llegara? Sí, Will. Se mofó como tres días de esa foto y creo que todavía la tiene. La adjuntaría, pero Hive me vetaría para siempre por trauma psicológico a sus usuarios.
Y sí, creo que no cambiaría nada grave en mi relación con mi novio porque me va bastante bien, pero si me preguntas, aquí está la respuesta. Tengo como quinientas historias más, pero el post sería infinito. Espero que les haya gustado tanto leerlo como a mí escribirlo. Yo seguiré amando a mi Don Bromitas y gruñendo de vez en cuando. Les mando un abrazo.
Posdata: si Will alguna vez se entera de la existencia de este post, fingiré demencia
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Hello, hello, Hive people! It's a pleasure to write again in this community and it's just that @ifarmgirl second question for this week identifies me. Goooood, I have a lot to say.
Meet my boyfriend, Wilson (Will, to friends), who I've been with for four years and nine months, if that sounds like a long time, it is. I admire Will immensely and he has quite a few virtues that I am proud of: he is tidy most of the time, takes more baths than I do, puts a lot of effort into his things, is loving but firm with people and is a lot of fun. He's a bit of the calm and I'm the whirlwind, we pretty much level the playing field. He's stubborn, like me and we spend our days in between jokes because sometimes our humor is a little... weird.
Everything up to here looks nice, doesn't it? Well no, my knight in shining armor is Don Bromitas. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, "Don Bromitas" is basically the guy who laughs at everything, even at you, at any time and until you want to run away.
Now, I present to you Nieves, here. The only thing you need to know for my claim is that Nieves is Doña Enojona. Again, for those of you who don't speak Spanish, "Doña Enojona" is the girl who is easily annoyed, who has specific moments to joke around, otherwise, Troya burns.
I'm not saying this out of boredom, but Diooooos. Every day something happens, you know when you're on your period and you just want cuddles and painkillers? Well he gives them to me, he's a good boyfriend, but clearly it adds up to a ton of innocent teasing, and woman to woman we know that teasing a woman on her days requires a great deal of suicidal instinct.
Please! One day I came home from a week of vacation plan for kids where I had to help out a ton, we took them to the beach and clearly when I came home I was tired, disheveled, bloated, with toasty skin. Want to guess who took a picture of me sleeping like an ogre because I made the mistake of falling asleep before he arrived? Yeah, Will. He scoffed for like three days at that picture and I think he still has it. I would attach it, but Hive would ban me forever for psychological trauma to their users.
And yes, I don't think I would change anything serious in my relationship with my boyfriend because I'm doing pretty well, but if you ask me, here's the answer. I have about five hundred more stories, but the post would be endless. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I will continue to love my Mr. Prankster and growl from time to time. I send you a hug.
P.S. If Will ever learns of the existence of this post, I will feign insanity.
The cover and dividers of this publication were edited in Canva App, the text was translated in DeepL App and the images are my property.
Could that be a problem if your boy friend joined Hive and posted that picture? You could always pretend it doesn't bother you.
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Hii
If you mean the postscript, the pretending insanity thing was a joke, my boyfriend is aware that the pics were used and we can always take more if he goes on Hive jsjsjs. Next time I'll put in brackets that it's a joke so it doesn't look like I'm using his image without authorization <3
If that's what you mean? I don't know if the translator is translating it wrong for me.
Love.
Okay, a joke.
English is a complex language with it colloquialisms and implied meanings that don't translate well, its easy to misunderstand especially from those who originally speak languages other than English.
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¡Jajaja! Me reí mucho leyéndote, me parece que hacen una pareja perfecta, creo que hay equilibrio entre ustedes y eso es importante. Además, pienso que la vida se lleva mejor riéndonos, mi esposo también tiene muy buen humor y eso ha sido fundamental para seguir juntos por más de treinta años 🤩Saludos, Nieves.
Sí, es cierto que la vida es mejor con risas. También es un beneficio cuando estoy estresada o preocupada y siempre puedo reírme con él. Gracias por tu comentario <3
From your story, your boyfriend likes fun which is good but not when he makes you his subject hehe! My husband usually takes photos of me in my most vulnerable moments when I don't look good at all and then teases me with them, lol! I got used to it already and kind of appreciate that he sees something in me even when I don't look my best haha.
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Siempre es bueno tener con quién reírte de las cosas y que te quiera incluso despeinada y cansada jsjsjs. También sirve de mucho cuando tienes un mal día. Gracias por leer mi post <3
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