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Hey Bing, can you show me the angry mob of flaming horses en route to exact revenge?

Sure thing Albus, here are flaming horses for you:

Hey Siri, can you do better than bing?

Yes Albus, I am typically better than Microsoft products. Is this more like what you had in mind?

Oh shit…I gotta stop talking about the fukken horses!

Bing needs taken out back and shot...

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No aggression is too great for Bing