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Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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Something like that! It sure seems true! πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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And I think what follows in the saying is that the person should sooner or later go on the offense. πŸ€―πŸ§˜πŸ€―πŸ€“πŸ˜…

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Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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That is a good strategy, but it must be calculated offense. πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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There is another saying that there should be a good balance between raw power and the control of that power. πŸ€“πŸ˜…

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What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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Well, of course, otherwise the power is useless. πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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It would be more accurate to say "dangerous" rather than just "useless". πŸ€”πŸ€―πŸ˜…

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Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

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Perhaps, but if attempting to use it causes more harm than good, then its practical usefulness should be considered. πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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