I'm not a newbie on ecency but I certainly am yet to let the people of ecency community know who @zyzymena is. When I think of the word ecency, what comes to my mind is "decency", a community with an organised pattern of doing things and they sure are. Unlike other front-end, ecency gives you value for your time spent on the app. You can earn points by performing normal activities like liking a post, dropping a comment, reblogging, joining a community etc.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Zyzymena. The name is coined out from my native name "Orezimena" which means "This is my heart desire. The name initially was "Zizymena but after I had an issue with my steemit account, I started another from scratch and wanted some similarities and a friend suggested 'Zyzymena'. A lot of people still get confused on which to tag 😃😃 because both accounts exists. I'm sorry if you are one of those I've confused with my confusion. I hope you understood that.
I'm from Delta State, a riverine state in the Southern part of Nigeria. I can't swim though, I fear water. I'm a graduate of biochemistry and Guardian and Counselling, the latter borne out of passion. I realised people feel comfortable talking to me about their relationships and they follow my counsel, so I decided to get a degree in it and hopefully to pursue it to a higher level. The title Dr. will have a nice ring to my name, wouldn't it?😜
I'm supposed to talk about three fun things about me but in all honesty I doubt if I have any fun things about me. If this is an interview, I'm definitely failing face flat. Well, give me a moment to rack my brain, that's how boring I am. I need to think before I can come up with fun things about me. My life revolves around pressing my phone all day. You can't blame me, apart from it being a secondary source of income, I love to stay updated with happenings around me.
Since I can't come up with any fun things, I'd tell you a story that makes me feel embarrassed each time I remember it. I don't like to hitchhike. This is because I had a very terrible experience once. Unless you stop and actually wine down the glass and beckon on me with me pointing to myself to be sure and you nodding your head severally like a lizard, I'm never coming into your vehicle.
I'm a church girl even though I don't appear so with my write ups especially when I do erotics but that's a story for another day. I travelled for a church programme and I lodged with a friend that stays in the same town. Her place was quite far from the venue of the program but I preferred that to staying in the hostel provided with girls that would talk all night and deny me some beauty sleep.
The next morning I got all dressed and headed out to the road. I stood for about thirty minutes in my heels, under the sun with my makeup melting because there were no taxis in sight. I was worried and desperate. Luckily for me, a black highlander stopped Infront of me. I don't know the product since I don't know much about cars but it was a beautiful car. The driver wined down the window and moved his finger in a way that said, "come in". I thanked the heavens for this opportunity and without any hesitation, pulled the door open and hopped in. I strapped myself to the chair with the seatbelt. With the wildest and certainly the most beautiful smile ever, I turned to say thank you but met a stern look.
"Young lady, what are you doing in my car?" He asked.
I had no answer. I tried to speak but nothing came out, no words, nada. What should I say?
"This is my house", he said pointing to the next building. I only stopped to get the vulcaniser to pump my tires. Please come down".
At least he said please. Nobody saw what happened but it felt like an antenna that broadcasted it to every part of the world was placed in that vehicle at that time. Anyways I got down and trekked the trekking of my life. Anything to be away from that environment.
Don't forget, this is week 1 of Ecency Dreemport Challenge. I have been using ecency for quite a while now and I discovered it through @campusgistars. Since then, I've become faithful and using another front-end feels like cheating. Below are my ecency points at the start of the challenge, let's see how well I do before it ends.
It's not too late to join. You can read more about it here. Break a leg😜
I know that you are not new in this platform. But it is the first time I am able to know something about you through this post. It's like the re-introduction post 🙂.
Heheheh! Well now you've gotten to know me better. Will you be participating in the challenge?
Yes, i am participating in this challenge. Infact i already participated because i published my entry post for this.🙂.
Oh that's great. I should look for it then.
Ewo! 😳😳😳 You thought he asked you to come in 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hate such thing oo. I would be so disgraced ehn and wouldn't know how to get down because my legs would definitely be hitting themselves on the road. Thank God no one was around to see what happened.
You are like me. I spend all my days on my phone and I leave it to rest when I am sleeping or busy with something else which is “urgent” though 😅😅😅
I know you are a great expert in counselling especially in relationships. I love that from you 💕💕💕💕
My dear, you should have seen me that day. I wished the ground will open and swallow me up😃😃😃. I'm certain he'd share that story with his friends about the random girl that got into his car. Damn! Thank God I don't live in that town.
Thanks for your trust in my counselling skills 😘😘
Of course he would tell his friends 😅😅
You are welcome
Good a thing I don't live in that area😃😃
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so cracking my ribs right now, what an embarrassing situation! You thought he was asking you to get into the car... You even used the seat belt while he was trying to get a grasp of what was happening in his car 😂 Wahala o
I think I've tagged you to something with full assurance that it will get to you but didn't... I used the Zi instead of Zy 😬 well, it's in the past
And apologies accepted, I know the corrected name very well now 😁
I'm sure if I log into that account I'll have a lot of tags 😃😃. I have really confused a lot of people with the name. Thanks for accepting my apologies.
As for the embarrassing situation with the car,my dear, thank God he was a gentleman and didn't raise any alarm. Imagine if people had gathered?
Ahhh I don't want to imagine him screaming about the situation it would have been super embarrassing... Thank goodness it didn't get to that o
Heheheh! Thank God it happened in the east. If it were these Yoruba men he would have made so much drama out of it.
Hahaha yoruba people sha 😂
I thought you wrote about this challenge too, I was looking for yours but can't find it anywhere maybe am feeling sleepy 😂😂
I've submitted mine some hours ago, you must be sleepy
lool....
Let me check again!
You want to just kill me with laughter 😆
My dear, the matter even tire me 😀😀😀
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Hey @Zyzymena Nice to meet you
I can't swim either or have no water fear,
Oh That's Nice, Any space for single. Help counseling them how to find her haha (jk)
I don't think so you're not boring, I've enjoyed so far you gotta believe me this time.
This is "us" moment, i mean we both are same can't live without mobile even for a second
Haha at least nobody saw you at there but i know it kinda feels like broadcasted in whole world
Fun reading and Got to know more about you! Very nicely done.
Awww🥰🥰 I'm so in love with your comment. You went personal and I totally love it. Oh yes there are lots of space for singles 😀😀 I don't mind helping the single to mingle you know 😉😉.
I'm glad you don't think I am boring. I actually think myself so and for that embarrassing situation, you are right, nobody saw me but it felt like everyone did.
Thanks for stopping by. I appreciate your comment.
Glad to know you loved it, so generous of you this world is quite cruel for single peeps, where to fill form from single to mingle? Haha
I can relate with that feeling, Nice to meet you. Your write up is amazing and Have a blessed day ahead.
Hahaha, nowhere to fill form but I'm available on discord zizymena#9105. Is the world really cruel for single people? I don't think so. They are living the best of their lives because it only lasts but a moment😀😀.
Have a beautiful Tuesday
Haha Okay Friend, Thanks for discord.
Not really haha it's fun being single is kinda much better than mingle, agree with you
Wish same for you
Hehehe! Alright then. You are welcome
Hahahaha 😂🤣😂
I guess he was actually talking to the vulcanizer to get his tools and pump his tyre ..... If is my sister I would call her queen mother because of too much shakara lmao 😆😆...
Gosh I can imagine the scenario and the car owner like is she alright or do they send her from the witches kingdom lolol 😂😂😂😂.. you have killed me oo 😅
That is the most embarrassing scene so far that each time I remember it I would laugh out so loud and then culture myself..... So hilarious biko
😃😃 real witch from the witches kingdom. It's crazy. I'm sure the man will never stop talking about it 😃😃
ROFL 🤣🤣
ah yes zizy zyzy
I am looking forward to hearing what mischief you and Eli get upto this week!
You really are fantastic at this writing malarky!
What is writing malarky? I keep learning new words from you 😀😀. I believe Eli is my partner. Now I know another name of hers. Interesting. I am also looking forward to our great partnership.
and about time! I was thinking of these smiling eyes and about to see if everything was okay. malarky just a glorified word for thing...
Hahahaha! I finally dragged myself off the bed. It's a drizzling morning and I have been feeling very lazy. Good morning my friend. I hope you found time to sleep last night?
Well I was hoping to get out for a walk, but that drizzle seems to be finding its way here. I hope naughty you did not send it!
Good morning my friend my friend good morning:)
Did you eat breakfast already?
I slept a little, I will nap a little later and that will make a sleep for me haha
I guess I did send it. It wouldn't be a bad thing for us to cozy up at home in the morning😀.okay that feels like it came out wrong but you understand what I mean 😉.
As for breakfast, I'd eat it when I make it 😀.I am supposed to go buy groceries today but not in this weather. Hopefully the sun will be out later in the day.
I know what you mean, and I will take it more ways than one hehe
I am the same with breakfast. Oh so your groceries is like my walk to the beach, well seaside, too cold and too big a chance of rain and getting drenched!
Hopefull the sun will be with you and me too or cozy up it shall be😁
What an embarrassing situation partner. Well, it couldn't happen here because nobody dares to do autostop for the fear to be robbed or kidnaped.
It's a pleasure to be partners in the challenge, so let's go for it. 😊😄
Oh really? Which area is that? I'd love to know the country that beats Nigeria in crime 😀😀😀.I thought we have the award. This is new to me.
It's a pleasure to be your partner too. I'd get to have lots of margaritas 😀😀
Hehe. I live in Venezuela. In Caracas which is the capital of the country.
Interesting. I learnt there is inflation in Venezuela. I once read it on someone's market Friday post.
Yes, there is a lot of inflation here. We lived through four years of hyperinflation, and we are just getting out of that situation. Maybe the post you mention was written by me, hehe. I did one that I remember submitting to Dreemport.
Hehehhe! How funny. Yes I guess it was written by you because I did a lot of commenting on the post. Venezuela shares a lot of similarities with Nigeria and I think the post mentioned that you like cassava, if I'm correct. We are heading into hyperinflation unfortunately. Prices of goods and services are skyrocketing on a daily basis. It's crazy partner.
I know how crazy and scary price hikes can be. From everything I have read, you in Nigeria have similar situations to ours :( I hope you don't reach hyperinflation though.
hello hello partner, I'm trying to catch up ;)
OMG!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@zyzymena, why??? I have now spilled my morning on my laptop. You are definitely sending me HBD for a new one...
I cannot even begin to imagine the level of cringe you would have felt. Like, "how could I have been so gullible." Now I fully understand why you said this;
😂😂
Thank goodness he was even polite and there were no people around. You would have just wished the ground swallow you.
Another reason why I love your writing. It is quite a short story, yet gracefully progressed with telling it.
I don dey learn work...
😄😄😄😄 I'm so sorry about your laptop. I'm sure my post did not intentionally make you spill your drink on it 😄😄.
My dear, i wished I had superpowers to disappear from the car at that moment. It wasn't funny at all. I felt like one of those cheap girls looking for a guy to take them home only that this time I was dressed for church with a scarf on my head.
Crazy things happen. I'm glad that he was gentleman.
Thank God for gentlemen like us.
Hehhehe! I am yet to test your gentlemanship
By the way, na me dey learn work where to dey. You write so beautifully, your penmanship skill must be taught in schools.
😁
I legit blushed.
I wish I had grown up with the Bridgertons, then I could claim such.
Thank you!!
Hehhehe! The Bridgertons, ah! Yes, you are a movie reviewer. I almost forgot. I love that movie. It just pains me that the next season is taking so long to come out.
I'll remind you again with my review posts soon😁
Don't mind them.
They're trying to build high anticipations
Please do. I want to read more of it so that I can learn how to write movie reviews too. I have seen a lot of movies I wished I could review but Omo, I am clueless.
As for Bridgertons, they should just release it already jaire.
Happy Tuesday zyzy, I could not miss you out on my rounds...
I have popped in to see you today zyzy as part of this wonderful Dreemport Ecency challenge and to comment as one-half of The Charming Rascals 😁 Enjoy the challenge and have a wonderful Week 1 ~ Let's do this 💪
Hahhahaha! Oh my goodness. I love charming rascal, it suits me.
Oh my goodness it is Tuesday🤔😭😭😭. I totally forgot. I already have a comedy post ready for my entry into the comedy rumble. Does this mean I'd have to make two posts today🤔🤔. I don't wanna miss three tunes Tuesday.
Make two posts, I will be doing two I think, and yes you are a charming rascal, that you are 😋
So post your comedy and your tunes, I want to hear what you want to listen to!
Jesus!!!!! Kweke ooo, how did you do it? Was the vulcanizer not in sight?
You are very brave Ma'am, I'm sure he might have looked at you as one of those cheap girls who were looking for rich men like himself.
Na wa oo, this is really funny in a shameful way, now I understand why you said this
Because the first time I read it, I couldn't really understand why you said it.
I hope this collaboration brings something good your way.
I didn't see any vulcaniser 😃😃😃 I don't know which vulcaniser he was calling my dear. I learnt the hard way. These days I hardly enter anyone's vehicle 😃😃
Ah, na wa for the man. I'm glad you've learned but it's sad you have to learn it the hard way.
Nice word play with the Ecency-Decency connection. Haha. Now I know the back story that made Zizy "Zyzy". Haha.
Oh my world, what was that? A carjacking experience? 😂😂😂 Jeeezz!!! This is so so so hilarious. What if he started screaming that someone wants to steal his car? Hah
Like you noticed, they guy's reaction shows he is a humble lad. Waiting too long in a busstop can really make people loss track of reality. Haha.
Thanks for sharing this post on DreemPort. It's currently undergoing screening and will surely be approved.
'Check submission' status on DreemPort to see the feedback.
You should be a bot kingy lol
Lol... @cescajove, the deputizing not 😂😂. Haha.
😂😂
You are doing your job well!
I'm learning from you.
My dear, it is indeed a carjacking experience 😃😃😃😃😃. I was so ashamed of myself. Thank God he is a gentleman and didn't make a fuss about it. Oh my! Imagine people had gathered. Anyways I'll check discord for what you are talking about
Haha... If People had gathered, the video would have still been breaking charts on the net😂. Lol. That's what trends in the internet.
About the submission history, you will see feedback on discord
Oh my goodness! I would have been nicknamed the car thief or even worse names😃😃😃
Nice to meet you through this post :) The story you shared about the car is a bit amusing :D
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Hello zyzymena
Haha very funny story.
You could request him to drop🤪 at least.
I did use hive blog and 3 speak for video but any for blogging I use ecency.Hail ecency the best Dapp.
Yes yes! Ecency is indeed the best. I use 3speak for videos too. I have never tried hive blog.
Maybe I could have requested he dropped me off but what are my chances of getting a positive response😀😀
This is so hilarious 😆😂😂. You wanted to hijack his car?😂. I can only imagine what would’ve happened if so many people were there and he had shouted on you😂. Wait, what would you have done if he had shouted on you? Cry?😂😂😂
I would have cried my eyes out😀😀😀😀 ah! You know Nigerians with Jungle justice. And I only needed a ride to church
Dr. Zyzymena you are cute and funny, how much make up was melted 😂 and why you spoke nothing 🤫🤣 did the sun muted you hehe. I remembered Zyzy as a confident writer who used to write on anything 🤓
Decency haha this combo is unique Nah. Did you sink in anyone's eye before 🤣
Awwww🥰🥰 She called me Dr. Zyzy and it sounds really nice. As for the makeup, almost all was melted because the sun was really hot😀😀. I hope you still consider me a confident writer.
I haven't sunk in anyone's eyes 😀😀
Hehe I will always consider you as a confident writer 🤭 somethings don't change with time 😍 hehe 🤫 don't sink into someone's teary eyes 🥺😬🥴🤣💔
Sounds good and yes I'll be careful not to sink into anyone's teary eyes 😀😀
🤣🤣🤣you must have wished for invisibility 😂But really, getting in with a stranger is dangerous
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Lol ,this so funny and embarrassing,east people henn!!
I got here through dreamport
It's nice to have you drop by. Thank you ♥️
Orezimena...It has a really nice ring to it, your name is beautiful 🙃
U studied biochemistry that's great. I'm currently doing this combined course, my major is microbiology and my minor is biochemistry. You did a second degree because it's what you are passionate about. I think it is really courageous because passing through the whole school trauma a second time isn't something I see myself doing very willingly lol. I've always loved psychology and I fantasize about getting a degree in it but I'm not sure I will yet.
Your whole ordeal with the man and his car sounds like a scene from a Nollywood movie but lesson learned😂.
For your sake I'm happy no one else saw cuz I guess you would have been a lot more embarrassed.
My dear, it wasn't easy passing through the whole school truama the second time especially as a working class and considering how long ago I studied😀😀. It was an herculean task having to stay awake at night to read and knowing I would have to be at work all through the next day but I'm glad I did it and I have my certificate to show off.
Psychology is a very interesting course. I think you can do it. Although the course you are studying now are both demanding, microbiology and biochemistry. How are you managing?
For the car ordeal, I'm also glad no one saw me although it felt like the whole world did😀😀.
Thanks for stopping by
I can imagine how stressful it must have been for you. Hard work does pay off and I'm glad yours did🥰
Yeaa, psychology is pretty interesting.
I'm literally just hanging on, doing the much I can but I'm more than halfway through so that's great😊
You are welcome Zyzy!🤗
Yeah! Hardwork always pays off but I prefer soft work now 😀.
Wishing you a successful finishing darling ♥️
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You too❣️😘
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I think you need to develop some trust issues, you cannot be getting into black suvs like that. Don't they have crime dramas in nigeria? I guess you could have hijacked them so then again it could be said they should not be making it so easy to get into their car either. tisk tisk !PIZZA
Hehhehehe! I think the latter part is better. They should not be making it so easy for someone to get into their cars. we have crime dramas in Nigeria but then my only thought then was here is an angel sent by God to help me.
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Hahahaha your write ups doesn't make it look like you are a church girl but I know you are a good person deep at heart. I don't even need to read your post to know about you because we go way back and you are so honest, true to yourself and a darling. You are impressive and adorable. You are as real as any human can be. I love you, Zizy. Keep being awesome.
Awwww🥰🥰 now you wanna make me tear. I can say same about you. You are very selfless my friend
You are a darling, my darling. 😘😘😘
Thank God that he did not take you home for something else. Hahahaha....so you thought he asked to to jump in? This is full and total embarrassment.
It's fun been on this challenge, you know...
Logo was designed by my team for the dreemport challenge
Yes I thought he asked me in since he stopped Infront of me, wined down his glass and beckoned. Well, now I know better 😀
hhahahahah.....that was funny...
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Zizy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you got in his car?!?!?!? LOLOLOL
but - but... ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL oh my gosh - i know you were so embarrassed and i hope now you can laugh about it (cuz telling the embarrassing stories is so funny later right? ahahaha i know - i was topless in my embarrassing intro post hahahahahaha)
oh my gosh - but he surely should have just told you to stay hehehe and help you home - because that first picture of you- STUNNING! HEHEHEHE
Hehehhe! I no longer find it embarrassing and funny enough this happened like three years back but this is the first time I am talking about it 😀😀
He couldn't have helped me too because where I was going to was very far from where I was standing and he was already home.
As for the compliment, thank you so much 🥰🥰
You mean the man wasn't even talking to you? He should have at least been a gentleman and just helped you small even though it was a misinterpreted information. Chaiii that must have made you felt bad.
I know zizymena, she is the sister to Zonnia and a brother I can't remember his name. She is beautiful, intelligent and a leader.
😭😭😭😭 He wasn't talking to me and I think he is a gentleman to not make a fuss about it.
Yeah you are right about my sis. My brother is @davidbright