The throw blanket π classic move, those farts cost you big time π€£
Thank you so much for this read, of course I laughed, and then appreciated how real this post is! π
One time I was in middle school and I had a "boyfriend" who I wanted to break up with. I figured, I'll just burp around him a bunch and then he will think I'm gross. π€·ββπ€
So I'm giving this dude the burp-ocolypse right? Just day after day, and I'm losing steam. Alright, go big or go home, yeah? It's lunch time, and half the school is on a field trip. We're sitting in the cafeteria and I chug a coke, I'm going to really sicken him this time! I feel the burp come on, and I try to make it loud...
Well, it was so freaking loud that EVERYONE heard me, I mean like stopped and looked over. It was epically loud in the acoustic setting of a half empty lunchroom. Well, he broke up with me π, AND I got made fun of for a few weeks... Which actually ended up teaching me one of my best life lessonsβ lean into it, and it goes away usually... kinda like your farts π€£ !LOLZ
Thanks for the awesome post!
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He was kind of a big dill.
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Haha the burps. The burp heard around the lunch room definitely would have sealed for me. I think a single fart would have worked or a loud annoying repetitive laugh. Thanks for sharing good morning laugh. !LOL