Now I can say that I know you've been talking about mortality for a long while and making the most out of life, but come on, this is a shitty way to try and preserve your longevity.
You know I'm just pulling your leg. Nobody is being mothballed today ok?
Maybe I could be pickled like calamari, or an olive...I'm sort of olive coloured so maybe the latter.
Pickled? I'm not sure which smells better - mothballs or pickling juice 🤣