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Yeah, my missus goes Bananas when she sees me sneaking away without it!

Lol...you're a bad boy bro, one must do bad things. Besides, you'd look like a bell end with a bicycle helmet on...everyone does. 😂

A total bellend. Like wearing a bag of sausages!! 🤣🤣

Haha. To be avoided at all cost, even if one's noggin gets squashed like a melon.