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We have Warning signs here in Australia, literally everywhere.

Warning: Salty vag in the proximity, approach with caution.

The smart ones heed the warning.

I have heard of this, they quite like hiding under the bush and can pounce without warning. Hell mend those who don't exercise the caution!!

They lay in wait and pounce when one least expects it; quite unsettling for the unwary.

How in thee fuck did we go from Blueberry Cheesecake to Salty Vag.!?😳

Lol...it escalated quickly.