If it was my bikini brand I'd release a statement saying I hear and understand them, and thats why I've released the fatkini., with the word fat written in a repeating pattern all over it.
I'd also raise the minimum age of stuff (drinking, voting, driving) from 18 to 28 until the generation learns to grow up
50 and you'd be getting somewhere 😁
Wear your fatkini with pride!!
Some traditions say 42 is the time a person is mature - that would make for an interesting voting outcome and, Saturday night at the bar :)