You don't need the whack on the arse to get breathing otherwise none of my kids would have survived birth XD
Given that you could get into a traffic accident any given moment I sometimes think getting to the next birthday is worth at least some reflection. And even if you don't think you're worth celebration I hope you let other people celebrate you because at least some of them are glad you're around and find you worth celebrating.
I'm pretty much like you and will routinely forget my own birthday because I don't care, but other people's birthdays are important because I'm glad they were born, so I had to apply the reverse so I wouldn't be a hypocrite
Happy 138th birthday old fart XD I'm glad you're around :) And moreso that you got to have a birthday party with MrBonkers! :D (and presumably his family too but we all know the kids are the most important and their adults are just kind of there XD)
Well then that fucken doctor is in for it then because I'm pretty sure he gave me a smack. If it wasn't required I definitely need some retribution. He'll pay dearly even though he's probably around a hundred years old by now. #nomercy
It was nice having @mrbonkers around in general and we had a great time; he's really such a good kid in many ways and reminds me of what I was like as a kid. We looked at a lot of old photos I have from when I was young and he looks just like me in many of them, and my other brothers as well. He's a good kid.
Bring on 139, not too far away...March the 34th 2026. 🤣