As far as I can tell people just assume that afterlife is a place where they're not going to ever have to worry about anything at all (or alternatively where you're going to suffer for the rest of eternity because of that one time you were rude to someone because apparently gods are extremely small-minded and petty like that) and not a reflection of life where you have to have some function/use in society.
Also your factual god sounds like the ruling/overarching AIs in dystopian scifi novels that most people would consider "evil" (and is usually set up as some kind of antagonist) even though if you lookk at things logically what you described was probably all it was doing half the time.
that's actually moderately amusing to me
I would most definitely turn purple and stop existing I think XD
Exactly! This is the "all-powerful" mind at work?
That AI is already deployed - it is just learning about the children in its playground at the moment.
A merciful end.
Definitely better than some of the other options!
How about you, safe or purple and/or non-existent? :D