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I have a sandbar full of geese out in the river but the lazy creatures never come up into the woods and do any work!

I've seen the videos on Youtube. If you ain't got bears or cougar on your porch, you're small potatoes. A Prarie dog isn't gonna scare the kids, is it? Tut.

There have been cougar sightings just a few miles downriver from me, but you have to drive a couple hours north to get into bear country. I prefer non man-eating visitors!

See, I like the idea of reintroducing wolves to the UK right up until one savage's somebody.

We have wolves in Wisconsin, but they are further north from me and have a large tract of National forest land upon which to conduct their wolfy lifestyle. I saw one once and it was a truly awesome experience.

Yeah, we go for the really dangerous stuff over here, like reintroducing water voles.

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