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RE: South Africa's most dangerous spiders.

So here's a plan, you put a piece of old meat in a saucer on a table and wait for the flies to hold a meeting on it. Then you set your camera on video and let Timmy put Jimmy on the table.
I look forward to see the videos of Jimmy jumping to get the flies 🤣 !LOLZ

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Nice plan, but it means we should stay hungry and then smell the rotting meat in our apartment until some flies appear. I think we better take the fruit flies that my son is breeding in a plastic box and try it with them 🤣 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Fruit flies do sound like a better solution and a rotten peach will certainly smell better than rotten meat.
So now we wait to see the new videos, unless you have some excuse again 🤣 !LOLZ

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Yep, but at the moment we are waiting that it grows and hopefully stays Alice.

You know I will always have an excuse, my friend 🤣 !LOLZ


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Ah, so the jumping spider's name is Alice. How do you know that it's a female, as Alice is a girl's name? I remember a song that goes "living next door to Alice" 🤣 !LOLZ
Btw. I know that you meant "Alive" 🤣

The mountain goat of excuses, that's a great moniker 🤣🤣🤣

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!LOLZ - I was replying on the phone and didn't look at the auto corrections it seems. I really meant "alife" 🤣 The spiders name is "Lukas Günther" and don't ask me why they named it so 😄

I know that song and I like it a lot ... doesn't a line in that song say "who the f**k is Alice?" 😅


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Hahaha, that's how I read it and I knew what you meant and so just a tease 🤣 !LOLZ

That's an easy one, as I think uncle Lukas was the one that identified the spider. So know you must run into the bush and find a strange spider. Then everyone will get excited and name the spider after the Austrian mountain goat that found it 🤣 !LOLZ

Imagine a spider running around called Johannes Piber 🤣🤣🤣

Oh? Now you have spoiled that song for me, as all of the time I thought that the line was ; "who the funk is Alice? " 😗

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Haha, a spider with my name? That would be great 😁

No uncle Lukas here, but my kids have a friend whose name is Lukas. Maybe the spider is named after him 😉

Hm, isn't it "who the fork is Alice"? 😂 !LOLZ


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