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RE: A butterfly and a Robber fly.

Be careful with taking Lukas out to sit on a flower, as jumping spiders go crazy when they see a woman. In two jumps he will be with the lady spider and then you will never see him again. I think that he has a bit of Austrian mountain goat blood in his veins when it comes to women 🤣 !LOLZ

But then again, maybe he meets a girl and you can train both of them to go out in the day and come home at night. Soon you will have many small jumping spiders in the house 😉
At least they are cheaper than grand children 👍

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Just imagine, they are living free and bring their children home to us to give them to spider lovers, for some money of course - we will be millionaires soon 😁


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Oh yeah, you can even register your own business selling jumping spiders and maybe call it "PibeTim", "Spider Connoisseurs", as your son will be your partner.
Millions are waiting for you methinks 😛

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I have just calculated that it will take only a few months until we are richer than rich ... if each spider lays 100 eggs and if we keep the first few thousands and start selling their millions of kids ... we need a bigger apartment for the terrariums and hopefully the neighbours don't find out 🤣 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Wow! Imagine that. Millions of kids and you will have to rent a big factory to rig it out with lines breeding ovens to develop the thousands of eggs. I can think that you will have to hire deliver guys on bikes to courier the spiders across the country and also partner with an international delivery company.
It takes money to make money and you can use the van's saving to invest in the business 🤣 !LOLZ

Cheers and thanks.

Well, this sounds like a lot of work and you think I will have to invest my van money? Forget the millions, I want my van and freedom from work 😂 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Hahaha, did I tell you that I knew exactly what you were going to say. That's why I dropped the word "van" into my reply, as I knew that it would bring you to your senses 🤣 !LOLZ

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What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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!PIZZA and !BEER served with !LUV - sounds like a lovely dinner :)
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