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@papilloncharity! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @wrestlingdesires. (7/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

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@papilloncharity, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @wrestlingdesires
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

Oh yes, they are common over here and we have 6 different species of them, all poisonous.

!PIZZA !BEER !LUV !LOLZ

Do be alert for them inside too!

!LOL

Always my friend! !LOL

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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@wrestlingdesires, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @papilloncharity
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@wrestlingdesires you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 4 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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@wrestlingdesires, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @papilloncharity
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)