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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

Credit: playbyhive
@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @amaari

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
(4/8)

!ALIVE

@amaari! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @yeckingo1. (17/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.